Thursday 8th Feb: on the OSOAL channel

Afternoon:
12:00pm     I love Llama (1961) BW,R
            A silly and cliche filled sitcom about a
            a mid-upperclass family of five and their
            fetish for wax.
            Today's episode: Edward and Frank take Mom out
            to see a tree, while Elle eats the cat.  Dad
            comes home and must cope with relaxing his
            nose.
12:01pm     Oprah Winfrey
             - 'Why I love Llama'
            Guest psychiatrists discuss the appropriateness of wax,
            and its implications in society. Eeek.
12:01.3pm   Sally Jessy Raphael
             - "She said that you said that I said that he said..."
            Sally invites some homies to talk about stuff for some
            reason, probably so that they could possibly start
            fighting eachother on network TV
12:30pm     E.R
            Doctor Olaf is swamped with patients from Sally Jessy
1:10pm      The Weather (1996) R
            Should be fine. Might be rainy, Might not.
            Staring: The weather man.
1:12pm      The Young and the Plotless, Final ( part 33 )
            Sabrinatolov is stalked by her ex-hubby (again),
            Harry and the stolen hampster are abducted by
            lawyers. Louis' plane is hi-jacked by mexicans.
            Razor tells Susan that he's gray, while Susan's
            adopted daughter finds a high-powered rifle
            and proceeds to assassinate Harry because he
            stole her hampster, but kills Sabrinatolov's
            ex' because it's dark and the episode needs a
            twist.  Geordi finds his long lost identical
            brother - Jeordi, who tries to get with some bitch
            because sex is good on TV.  Sheesh.
            Part 34 of this chilling yet long-winded
            conclusion is rescheduled. Instead of appearing
            at 1:12pm Friday, it will be screened at 1:12pm,
            Friday, due to complaints from noone in particular.
2:30pm      The Making of 'Fortunately Hunted'
            Fortunately Hunted is the real life account of
            fow the actor who plays that guy from Fortune
            Hunter was and still is being chased by discusted
            television viewers with sharpened
            carrots, after the first screening of the
            stunningly James Bondish series.
3:25pm      You and Me, and my third Appendage
4:00pm      Animaniacs, R, anim.
4:30pm      M.A.S.H, R
5:00pm      Biker Hampsters from Siberia, anim.
5:40pm      M.A.S.H, R
6:10pm      M.A.S.H, R, spieee-uuuuw
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9:15pm      M.A.S.H, R, anim
9:45pm      M.A.S.H nights, R
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10:55pm     M.A.S.H, the making of, R
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12:30pm     Cooking with Micheal
            Today: mince.



And now a thought for the day from his holiness,
        Guru Swami Bugger-the-rest-off-you I'm-alright-thanks-jack je.

        They say that people are most attracted to a bad dream that they fear the
        most.  I myself have an irrational nightmare about being chased across a
        beach by 6'foot tall blondes wearing no clothing.  That's really scary.
        I just can't get the thought out of my mind... ( manical laughter )

        Alright, i've finished now, bugger off... ( manical laughter )

Another balding hippy, meditating about hair-replacement sitting, beside the
ice-cream stand of life, with the Master.

        ...Shut up with that bloody Sitar, i'm trying to get to sleep...
                                                         ( manical laughter )






        Aufvedersehen pot.