A list of OSOAL's favouritist imaginary games:

GENERAL-CLUSTER BATTLESHIPS MORTAL-FORMAT:  A reinactment of the battle
  of little big-horn using scandisk as the playing field.  You arrange
  your troops on the field, each representing a used or partly used
  cluster. the enemy also gets the same number of clusters.
  then you call out cluster numbers trying to sink eachothers forces.
  if you place a troop on a bad cluster ( hidden at first ) he is
  removed from the game before the shooting match begins.  When a
  cluster-troop is sunk he is wiped off the drive.  An entertaining
  method of formatting a drive.  for a bonus the name of the winner
  becomes the new label for the drive, and you get to say "FINISH HIM"
  when there's one enemy cluster left.

WINDOWS95-NO REMORSE:
  isometric GUI O.S game set in your pc. blast the annoying killer-icons
  that run around eating up your current hardware configuration.  If you
  lose then windows95 gains full control of your PC and you lose it
  for-ever. good sound-track, if your sound-setup still exists...

MICROSOFT'S 'DANGEROUS GOLF-CREATURES BATTLE-BACKGAMMON-95':
  A windows game.
  battle the computer with Jack Nicklaus's and Bob Charles, each with
  vicious killer golf-clubs of titanium and attitudes, played on a
  backgammon board.

MICROPROSE'S 'STREET-FIGHTER CIVIL-COUNCEL-WORKER-LISATION II BACKGAMMON':
  take your backgammon-councel workers into enemy territory at 5am
  and dig up their plumbing. tax your population. build council
  wonders ( like a working sewage plant and pointless-roundabouts )
  to make the populace happy.  also learn the special combat moves:
  insightly-hour-rubbish-collection punch, and the flying
  untimely-speed-change-and-fatal-gravel-minefield-on-road kick.
  isometric/birdseye/side-on tactical view ( causes constant eye-strain )
  played on a backgammon board ( for good measure )

CINDY-CATE: 
  An isometric real-time shoot-em up where you control
  4 soldiers and take out specific targets.  At first
  your soldiers are human, but you can replace their
  body-parts with high-tech plastic moulds that decrease
  his/her performance (yAY).  at last the eyes are replaced
  with enormous blue marbles and the cindy-biote is complete.

HOMIE KUNG-FU:
  The smoothest beat'em'up in da house, boyz!

  Characters:         special moves:

  Snow Freeze         1. pirouettes and hurls ice-bolt
  'Chill!'

  M.C Spanner         1. wiggles his knees to create energy field
  'Yiiieeeah...'      2. throws energy spanners

  Shaggy Beast           Sonic boom-bastic attack
  'Sonic Boom-bastic'

  Bobby Biege            pirouettes, touches the floor, then does shadow kick

  Milli               1. dreadlock thrash attack
  'Don't forget-'     2. jumping chest thrust

  Vanilli             1. ventriloquism attack
  '-my number!'       2. jumping chest thrust

  P. Andre (yes!)        bares abs, shaft of blinding light is emitted

  Coo-Liu Chaing          ?

  For bonus levels you could try to karate chop a ghetto-blaster...

DARTH-VADER, NO REMORSE:
  Darth Vader is angry that the directors didn't portray his loving,
  maternal side in STAR WARS, so he's on a rampage, killing innocent
  victims with set props and bad SFX.

UFO III, SLIGHT DISCOMFORT FROM A SMALL VILLAGE IN SUSSEX:
  hmmmm.

COMMAND & CIVIL-ENGINEER:
  You get to build a complex military siege camp in a war zone, and
  not get attacked, while you arrange your buildings in nice pretty
  geometric formations and complain about road traffic.

  One for the whole family.
  Well, not the WHOLE family.
  Well, none of the family.
  Actually this is only for Dwane Sibily.


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