ONE SHORT OF A LLAMA

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               like the logo?, I spent a whole 5 minutes on it!


ONE SHORT OF A LLAMA, the insanely strange programming group of '95
  Featuring:  Terracota Logic, and PLastiK Bison

General Sort Of Notice Thing:
  OSOAL produces some really strange stuff.  Our stuff could be compared to
  playing where's wally without eyes, or space, or time for that matter. We do
  not tie our programming style down, rather we let it run rampant causing utter
  Xaos.

General Disclaimer, applying to all OSOAL 'products':
  OSOAL products must not be confused with 'computer games'.  Computer games
  often have a plot, and some game play, with maybe nice sound, graphics and,
  nail removing action.  However, attempting such a comparison between our
  'products' and real games will cause immense disappointment, insanity, and
  maybe hairloss.  Neither should the 'player' ( painful experiencer is a more
  apt term here ) make the mistake of confusing the colour graphic images with
  'art', as that may prove almost as lethal as assuming there is a plot. Almost
  certainly the OSOAL product will crash your system when first run, either
  because it is sadistic or bored, or both. Beware the animated sequences at the
  beginning of the game, as they may be almost as bad as the 'game' itself.
  Earmuffs will be essential as PC 'sounds' assail your ears and curdle your
  blood ( we might get round to sampling some nice music and sound effects ).
  The red mini appearing at the beginning of level 5 has no importance whatsoever
  other than to enforce the non-plotiness inherant in the product. Beware of the
  dreaded 'I play OSOAL games syndrome'.  A whole battery-llama shipment was
  quarentined after some llamas were playing the OSOAL coin-ops*.

  Common symptoms of 'I play OSOAL games syndrome' are: coffee addiction,
  dislexia, growth of third appendage ( fourth in rare cases ), and fish
  mongeritis.  Victims experiencing one or more of these symptoms are advised to
  see a registered deep sea cod for treatment.

  We are really really really really very sorry that you are unfortunate enough
  to have one of our 'games'.  But remember, this is FORCE-ON-YOUR-FRIENDS-WARE,
  so give it to someone you know, and watch the slow making of a dislexic
  tridextrous coffee-addicted fishmonger.

  Oh, by the way, anything naughty that happens is your fault, not ours.

  Quote of the day: 'Its damn clod in Juen!, excuse the spelling mistakes as my
  fingers are frozen and typing is an interesting process.'

  * there are really no OSOAL coin-ops, so don't go looking for them.







  SAYONARA!
	  Terracota Logic.                           June '95

	Oh, and if you ever find my llama, dial 801 HOUSE OF LLAMA.