ARE YOU A SAILOR-MOON ADDICT?

Yes, the next 9+1 questions will hopefully help you find out for yourself.
If they don't, flip a sailor-moon doll.  Heads - you're clean, don't touch
the internet, don't watch t.v in the mornings, don't buy any(more) dolls, and
you'll be fine.  Tails - you're a hopelessly lost sailor-moon addict, like 
the rest of us.  Kay, here we go:

1: Do you watch Sailor Moon?

   Believe it or not, Sailor-moon-addicts watch Sailor Moon.

2: Do you watch AND listen to Sailor Moon?

   Sure, merely WATCHING Sailor Moon is bad enough, but put the monotonous
   animation sequences together with the worst dialogue since the Monkees and 
   you have an evil mind-affecting multi-media experience on your hands.  
   Those intently watching Sailor Moon have to enjoy it in some way inorder 
   to survive it's annoying habit of destroying your mind.

3: Do you join in with the dialogue?

   Yes.  Many poor and unfortunate Sailor-Moon-addicts have recorded and 
   watched over and over again the episodes, memorising the dialogue, mainly 
   all the occurances of unanimous 'RIGHT!' shouts from the sailor-scouts
   and whatever the cat says.

4: Do you dress up as a sailor-scout and wear nail-polish and a tiara?

   It happens.  Dead give-away this one.

5: Do you drink coke?

   What da? 

6: Do you watch other animated TV shows, such as animaniacs, tekno-man, or
   Super Pious Almish Transformers?

   Statisticly, Sailor-moon-addicts have a weakness for all animated 
   productions, or anything else where people jump 20 feet into the air or
   hover for no apparent reason.

7: Do you force others to watch Sailor Moon?

   Sailor-moon-addicts, in their infinite appreciation for the series, tend 
   to force others to watch episodes in the hope of 'converting' them. 
   Sometimes this works.  Often it doesn't.

8: Are you male, aged between 30 and 45?

   Yes, the target audience of Sailor-moon is 3 to 7 year-old girls, or there-
   abouts.  However, it is no surprise that, as with anything involving
   scantily dressed teenaged 'girlies', the true audience ends up being
   30 to 45 year-old males with drooling problems and criminal records.

9: Do you teach your cat to talk?  Do you wonder why your cat doesn't talk
   naturally?  

   See, the domestic cat has a brain the size of a lawyer's integrity.  
   Teaching one to talk, let alone them doing it themselves and discovering 
   fire and all that crap, is inordinately impossible.  Unless of course 
   you're one of those people that have meaningful conversations with 
   inanimate objects ( such as dead cats - mmmmm, sorry ).

9+1:
   Do you pay attention to the slowly developing plot in the series

   ha ha ha hahaha ha ha haha ha ho, sorry.



If you have answered affirmatively to any 4 of these questions, you are
definitely a Sailor-Moon Addict.  I feel sorry for u man, i've seen what
it does to people.  It's not pretty, not pretty at all.

Well that's it for me, I'm off to play with my ( umm, my sister's ) dolls.
Kay, bi.

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